Please, someone, tell me I'm not the only one who:
1. Doesn't cook when husband is out of town and/or eats cold cereal for 2 or 3 meals a day while he's gone.
2. Doesn't clean when husband is away. Let's face it, he's the only one who notices or cares when the house is clean so while he's gone I'm on vacation.
3. Frantically starts cleaning a few hours before said husband comes home. Wouldn't want him to know what a lazy slob I've been.
I'm not the only one, right?